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Lean, Mean, Noodle-Straightening Machines

Marmalade says the funniest things. Yesterday I showed her a picture of him. And she says, "You always fall for these lean mean types, ...

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The Bitch Is Back!

I'm not talking about me (although I'm sure a lot of people would disagree!), but the bundle of bitchery that my life used to be a w...

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And they said pigs will never fly!

I've got the itchy throat, sneezes, about-to-start-running nose, a mild headache and a general feeling of discomfort. But I doubt this s...

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Jessie, you can always sell any dream to me

Every evening I step into my only pair of branded footwear (if you don't count the embroidered lime green slip-ons bought from last year...

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