The guy with the pierced ears: Do you read?
The woman with the tattoo: No. I write
Pierced ears: What do you write?
Tattoo: Jokes
Pierced ears: Are they funny?
Tattoo: How should I know?
Pierced ears: Send me one...
Tattoo: I just did
Pierced ears: Idiot!
Tattoo: What?
Pierced ears: Tell me what you really write.
Tattoo: Stories
Pierced ears: What kind?
Tattoo: The kind that have no endings
Pierced ears: You mean incomplete stories?
Tattoo: No. The stories are complete but they have no endings
Pierced ears: Weirdo! Send me a sexy picture of you.
Tattoo: I don't have any
Pierced ears: Put your phone to good use then and click some.
Tattoo: Wait... I have some pictures but I'm not sure if they're what you could call sexy...
Pierced ears: Show me?
Tattoo: Here you go...
Pierced ears: These are hot! Why would you think otherwise?
Tattoo: I wasn't feeling very sexy the day they were taken.
Pierced ears: Who clicked them?
Tattoo: A sociopath
Pierced ears: Ouch! Why did you let him near you?
Tattoo: I didn't know at the time
Pierced ears: You wanna tell me what happened?
Tattoo: No, not really
Pierced ears: Okay. These are great though... You're gorgeous!
Tattoo: You think?
Pierced ears: I know so. Do you remember when we first met? When D introduced us?
Tattoo: Hmm... yeah
Pierced ears: I texted him later asking more about you. I couldn't get you out of my mind. D was like Bro she is way older than you and is probably not interested in boys your age.
Tattoo: Ha ha yeah... D was right
Pierced ears: I'm going to ignore that...
Tattoo: I said he was right... about me being much older!
Pierced ears: Idiot!
Tattoo: Hmm
Pierced ears: Are you still in touch with the sociopath?
Tattoo: No. He died
Pierced ears: How?
Tattoo: I killed him
Pierced ears: Come on... tell me the truth...
Tattoo: It is the truth. I killed him
Pierced ears: Why?
Tattoo: Because he was just a sociopath. It's like the lowest rung of the ladder. He would have never matched up to my potential...
Pierced ears: You're freaking me out now... what do you mean? Did you really kill him?
Tattoo: I did sweet pea. You gotta believe me.
Pierced ears: I don't get it... but why? How could you?
Tattoo: He was just a sociopath, my darling. He could never be like me...
Pierced ears: And what is that?
Tattoo: You know.... a high-functioning psychopath
Pierced ears: WTF!!!
Tattoo: Hmm... Do you want to see some more pictures of me?
3 comments:
One of the best you've written in a very long time.
I can totally relate it to you.. :D
That felt casual, yet scary.
Which means it was good!!
@Himanshu - ha ha thanks! i'm sure u can dude... it takes one to know one, right? ;) ;) ;)
@GG - SO glad you like it! Thank you, my friend!
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