Hello and welcome back to me! I'm going to let my delusions of grandeur get the better of me and believe I was missed... sorely missed!

So anyway, life got in the way and my poor blog suffered in the process. Thoughts of me being clairvoyant were confirmed when I blocked my blog just the day BEFORE I found out some slutty 22-year-old was obssessively reading my blog and interpreting it to suit her best interests (i.e. getting into the pants of a married man). Ha... I laughed like I've never laughed before. The reason I did block the blog however, had nothing to do with the fear of lusty lurkers. It just felt moronic staring at old posts and no updates for what seemed like years. Thought my lovely readers would feel even worse.

Like I said earlier... I is back! And with a bang, might I add. Lots has changed... everything in fact. But I am none the worse for wear. I am and always will be raring to go :)

Tomorrow me hearties... tomorrow!