So I hear this story about a conservative Maharashtrian man who is cursing his luck because his newly "acquired" wife is over sexed. Apparently he was heard complaining to his married older sisters over the phone, "Every night she climbs on top of me and says fuck me fuck me (in English) and she wants to do it more than once. She tells me she wants to take a shower with me and sleep with me in the nude. I cannot handle it...You people wanted me to get married when I was happy being alone, now please do something!"
"What does it mean, this fuck me fuck me," asks Shocked Sister no. 1. "Why don't you ask your husband?" shrieks Man With Oversexed Wife. His other complaint is that the wife knows too much about sex, "I haven't even heard of some of the things she wants to do. We haven't been brought up this way. All this sleeping in the nude and showering together only happens in movies." So he suspects that she was not a virgin when they got married and she is probably still sleeping around with someone else.
What's wrong with a woman being sexually adventurous or open about her needs, even if she is from a very conservative lower class Maharastrian family? And how come this guy, who is well into his mid-30s, expects his wife (who is in her early 30s) to be an asexual frigid virgin! I think this guy is just pissed that she won't lay there night after night like a log while he comes home drunk and hitches up her sari in the dark, gets on top of her and relieves himself in 30 seconds just to mark his territory. Either that or the bastard is just gay!
"What does it mean, this fuck me fuck me," asks Shocked Sister no. 1. "Why don't you ask your husband?" shrieks Man With Oversexed Wife. His other complaint is that the wife knows too much about sex, "I haven't even heard of some of the things she wants to do. We haven't been brought up this way. All this sleeping in the nude and showering together only happens in movies." So he suspects that she was not a virgin when they got married and she is probably still sleeping around with someone else.
What's wrong with a woman being sexually adventurous or open about her needs, even if she is from a very conservative lower class Maharastrian family? And how come this guy, who is well into his mid-30s, expects his wife (who is in her early 30s) to be an asexual frigid virgin! I think this guy is just pissed that she won't lay there night after night like a log while he comes home drunk and hitches up her sari in the dark, gets on top of her and relieves himself in 30 seconds just to mark his territory. Either that or the bastard is just gay!
5 comments:
What the fuck! i think the guy got a little TOO used to jerking off, so much that he cant handle this now.
This but reflects whats happening in a major percentage of indian househlds. Sad but true.
The day might come when a woman might be stoned for having an orgasm!!
You said it! The funny thing is I actually believe that even a guy from a less traditional set-up would also feel threatened if his wife knew more about sex than him. I've seen and heard too many variations of the same story. But what really gets my goat is the women who appear scandalised at these things. Grrrr!
lolz@ "What does it mean, this fuck me fuck me," asks Shocked Sister no. 1. "Why don't you ask your husband?" shrieks Man With Oversexed Wife."
and ROFL @Either that or the bastard is just gay!
and now for my question-
did this story happen for real??
i wud pay to watch someone so stupid complain to his elder sisters about SEX!!!
hilarious!!
LOL! I assure you it's true. I'm not that good a storyteller! My friend narrated this to me. The guy in question works for her mother.
Hon, dude is as gay as it gets!
Same way so!
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