No, I'm not back... This is just a short one for my crazy friend Agent Green Glass, who started a very interesting debate on her blog about the use of "Let's make love" v/s "Let's fuck".
She feels the first is too pansy and her readers felt that the second seems too direct, so I suggested the use of "Let's have the sexy time." This is to be said while cocking one's head to the side and leering cheaply at the object of one's affections. I personally think it will work well for all potential and/or definite sexual situations.
It's the signature line said by my favourite character in a hilarious Indian English movie that I watched last year - The President is Coming. Do watch it and I assure you - the very sexy time shall be had by one and all.
P.S. Please do not attempt to be grammatically correct and replace "the" with "a". You must say "Do you want the sexy time?" Trust me, it will work.
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10 comments:
yeah...i saw the play -'the president is coming'. hilarious. I believe most of the cast was the same too.
the award, a bronze statue of peeps having sexy time, is being couriered to you.
i also like it, with the head cocked to one side, and leary look and minus the 'a' and 'the': Let's have sexy time.
oooh. what if it was let's make sexy time!
the possibilities are endless you genius woman G!
i think the first one to come up with was borat.
@Mumbai Diva - I didn't know it was a play... damn! Would have been fun to watch.
@AGG - Thank you darrrling. And I'm no genius, I'm just a movie freak who remembers the most insane dialogues. I just love it!
Oh, thanks for referring to me as "chick" btw. No one has called me that, ever! LOL!
@Roy - You are right. I had forgotten about Borat!
I think there is a Bangkok equivalent...I give you good time? Shhee I guess I am too good a boy to have the phrase at the tip of my tonge. Notivce the qualifier. Or was it 'happy ending'
@Knife - Good time, long time... same same but different ;-)
ya I remembered, 'I love you long time' is the baseline
it's a fab idea...let's have the sexy time !!
I liked the movie too
I haven't watched 'The President is Coming' but 'sexy time' is a phrase I found in one of my favourite books. It is a murder mystery and the detective is a young aristocratic lady in 1930s England ... the books is every bit as funny as it is engaging and the image of a supposed princess going 'You have sexy time with him?' never fails to make me laugh!
Over from Agen Green Glass's ... hi!
Hello Nu and Dewdrop!
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