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Venus Girl

You call me your Venus girl As I pull you in with these Familiar words at first, Then tie you up in The hidden worlds they explore. You orbi...

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Cheyenne

I see her in my dreams sometimes, Sometimes, in the bathroom mirror When it's fogged up and warm And my feet are cold. I see her in his ...

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I Am

thisclosetogivingup.

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Soundtrack

Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd Boy meets girl. Girl meets boy. Boy woos girl. Only Waiting For You by Crosby, Stills & Nash Boy swee...

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Golden Daisy for the Dude

Dear You, I said I would raise a toast to you on your birthday, even though I hate drinking alone, and I did. So here’s what happened. I th...

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Ahaa! Moment

I'm so happy to have inherited my Dad's sense of humour and my Mom's resilience. Who am I kidding? It just means that if I were ...

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Tales of the Unexpected

So twelve days of being computerless was weird. At first, I would lightly pat my baby and whisper a little prayer of hope everytime I passed...

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Johnny Castle and the Raging Hormones

I somehow missed the news about Patrick Swayze's death in the paper and on TV, all of yesterday. It was only while surfing late last nig...

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Stop This Game!

1. Put your iPod, or whatever you use to listen to music, on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. Wri...

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The Parent Trap

I called home last night to hear my Dad complain that the Bournville chocolate we bought him had too many raisins and nuts, and not enough c...

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How to Annoy Me on a Date

A few hours prior to the date send me a dozen text messages asking if you can bring me a gift. Even if every single reply of mine says no. T...

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Don't Go Breaking My Heart

I really love singing out loud to that cutesy duet from the 70's by Elton John and Kiki Dee. How tough would it be to find someone else ...

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The Rise... and then... the Fall of the Cakecutter

The Rise... and then... the Fall of the Cakecutter

Tomorrow is my Dad's 72nd birthday. I love Dad. Dad loves chocolate. I love the smell of baking. And everyone loves eating chocolate cak...

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Pop Pysch 101

Loneliness There's so much of it out there that it's no longer out there. It's inside and all around us. And it seems to attack ...

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Idol Hopping

Idol Hopping

I've always been fascinated with Ganesha, the much-loved Hindu deity and son of Lord Shiva. He has many names and means many different t...

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Lean, Mean, Noodle-Straightening Machines

Marmalade says the funniest things. Yesterday I showed her a picture of him. And she says, "You always fall for these lean mean types, ...

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The Bitch Is Back!

I'm not talking about me (although I'm sure a lot of people would disagree!), but the bundle of bitchery that my life used to be a w...

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And they said pigs will never fly!

I've got the itchy throat, sneezes, about-to-start-running nose, a mild headache and a general feeling of discomfort. But I doubt this s...

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Jessie, you can always sell any dream to me

Every evening I step into my only pair of branded footwear (if you don't count the embroidered lime green slip-ons bought from last year...

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Bushbabies at the Keyboard

This morning I felt abandoned and it hit me in spurts through the day as my eyes kept tearing up and I looked in the mirror and tried to smi...

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