3 Things that scare me: Snakes (not exactly things but they do scare the hell out of me!), Writer's Block, Most Women (again not things but you get the drift).

3 People who make me laugh: Groucho Marx, Danny DeVito, My Dad.

3 Things I love: Mountains, Beaches, Watching sunsets from mountains and beaches.

3 Things I hate: My temper, Being lied to, Grocery Shopping.

3 Things I do not understand: Bad parenting, People letting their partners take nude pix or videotape them having sex, People tattooing names of their lovers/spouses/kids on their bodies.

3 Things on my desk: Musical mug...doesn't play music anymore but holds my pens, sketching pencils, highlighters, paper cutter and scissors, Wooden man, and a thing that shouts out swear words when you punch it, given by my brother.

3 Things I am doing right now: Writing, Listening to Van Morrison, Waiting for my bottles of Grey Goose and Tanqueray No.10 to arrive from the Bangkok airport duty-free.

3 Things I want to do before I die: Shave my head, Paraglide, Sing a song without having anyone leave the room.

3 Things I can do: Swear, Cook, Swear while cooking.

3 Things I cannot do: Cycle, Drive, Swim.

3 Things you should listen to: Pink Floyd, Mozart, Tracy Chapman.

3 Things you should never listen to: Himesh Reshammiya, Religious mumbo jumbo, Hip Hop or Rap versions of Pink Floyd songs.

3 Things I would like to learn: Piano, Professional Photography, Archaeology.

3 Favorite foods: Goan fish/prawn curry, Peking Duck, Tuna Salad.

3 Beverages I drink regularly: Darjeeling Tea, Coffee, Alcohol (vodka/whisky/wine)

3 Shows I watched as a kid: Spiderman, Fairy Tale Theatre, Yeh Jo Hai Zindagi

I'm tagging Guyana Gyal, Plumpernickel and Probe. Please humour me...pretty please!