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When Something is Better than Nothing OR How Facebook Inspires Me

Monkey in the jungle. Running around, frolicking, swinging, eating, pooping.

Many more monkeys in the jungle. All friends with each other, all doing the same thing.

One day, a man in a suit comes to the edge of the jungle and monkey #6789 bumps into him.

Man in suit picks up monkey and says, "You, I got some work for you."

"What I gotta do?" asks monkey #6789.

"Find something unique in this jungle and bring it to me. I'll reward you with the biggest bunch of bananas."

"Ok," says monkey #6789 and swings his way back into the jungle.

"Bananas, bananas, I gotta get me the biggest bunch of bananas," he sings happily.

"All I gotta do is find something unique, inick, unook, yoonick, yoo...hey what's that?"

Monkey #6789 realises he doesn't know what unique means.

"Now what I gotta do, gonna do, do?

Find something unique the man say, don't he?

Find something, find... something.

Something, ok I just gotta find something," says monkey #6789.

Soon he sees monkey #9876 sitting in the bushes and asks, "Hey, what you got there?"

"Oh nothing," says monkey #9876, "I just did me a poop."

"Oh! A big one?"

"Yes, very big one. Look..."

So monkey #9876 goes over to have a look, "Oh yes, big poop."

"Yes, the biggest poop I ever did. Isn't that something?" monkey #9876 asks with pride and joy.

"Something? Something!!! Oh yes, of course that's something!" exclaims monkey #6789.

And off he runs back to the man in the suit to show him something.

The Cloudcutter

7 comments:

tarakini said...

super funny...long live our dps which inspire such 'virginal' and creative thought...may they always rule supreme!

Pat said...

Did he get his bananas?

M. said...

Lol. Did the fella get his bananas?

Tamanna Mishra said...

The circus called Facebook :P

Luna said...

Lol. I love it! :)

The Cloudcutter said...

@Tarakini - Yes, but unfortunately no one gets it but us :-(

@Pat & M - Of course he got his bananas!

@Tamanna - The circus called Life :-)

@Luna - Thank you!

Sheer Almshouse said...

HOW did you know that I had the BEST POOP EVER today!!! I posted a pic on your wall :D